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MMC's Uber Text OC Meme! GO GO GO!

Alright, now. Pick a few of your OCs, no more than ten. It'd get weird otherwise. @_@

1. Jinx C. (blargh, as usual!)
2. Crouton
3. Ridicule
4. Midas
5. Cerberus
6. Cip Sinclair

Got 'em? Okay, let's start!

1. Hey, there! Introduce yourself in the way you would normally.
Jinx: Hey. -grin- I'm .. Jinx. Are you delicious-flavored?
Crouton: -giggle- Hi! I'm Crouton. 8D It's great to meet you!
Ridicule: ...Hn... I'm ... Ridicule.. stop disturbing me...
Cerberus: Heeeey! -wink- Good to meet ya'. I'm Cerberus!
Cip: Haha, ahhh.. Hey, I'm Cip. C:

2. What's your species, eh?
Jinx: I'm a demon. What else? _{stupid humans.}
Crouton: I-I'm a human. Strudle's a demon, though... he's my best friend!
Ridicule: I'm a half elf... -tries to ignore you, keeps reading book-
Midas: I'mma vampire. C: Want proof? -opens mouth wide to show you his fangs- Want more proof?
Cerberus: Heh... I'm a werewolf. The freaks come out at night, eh? -grin-
Cip: Uhh.. I'm not quite sure what I am. I'm... a person trapped in a painting. :C I-i think I'm a spirit...

3. How old are you, anyways? I can't see you being a day over thirty-five... hundred.
Jinx: Are you trying to call me old!? -shrieking and hissing sounds- I'LL KILL YOU!
Crouton: Me? Oh... um.. I'm not that old. I just got out of college last year, actually. I'm 22. Everyone says I'm so much younger inside, though! ^_^
Ridicule: -pushes up glasses- Hn... None of your business...
Midas: Haha! I'm not a day over 18, love! I'm never going to get old~
Cerberus: Heh. 28-ish, I guess. I don't really keep track anymore!
Cip: ...I don't know how long I've been in here. D: It gets lonely in this frame!


4. Haha! Really? THAT old? Well. What's your birthday? I'll try to bake you a cake.
Jinx: My birthday is on the 5th of July. If I do not get my cake, I will slaughter you brutally, AND your family.
Crouton: O-oh! No need to bake me a cake! I-i-I'll bake you a cake! I love baking cakes.. Oh, and my birthday's March 10th. C:
Ridicule: .... August 9th. The autmnal months are beautiful...
Midas: Um, I think I was born... April 23rd, actually. Yeah, that's it. -scratches head-
Cerberus: May 19th, but does it matter?
Cip: June 7th. 8D

5. Do you know your Chinese/Western zodiac sign(s)? Tell.
Jinx: I think I'm Cancer. o_o I'm a disease, AND a tasty seafood dish! And.. uh... I don't know..
Crouton: I'm Pisces, the fishies. 8D Swim, swim, little fishies! And my Chinese sign is a pig, so that makes me... a hogfish! Oinksplash! 8D (Strudel facepalms in the background)
Ridicule, Midas,and Cerberus are losers and don't care. D|
Cip: The TWINS, baby! And, lessee... eh.. I don't remember the year I was 'born'..

6. That's cool. I don't think our signs are compatible. Too bad, you're kind of cute. Anyways, I should've asked earlier, but it's kind of hard to tell. What gender are you?
Jinx: You can't tell? My plan is working! Uh... I'm a chick at the moment, by the way...
Crouton: I'm a boy, silly. Is that... -panicked look- Really not that obvious!?
Ridicule: .... -anger mark- I'm male.
Midas & Cerberus: All man, baby!
Cip: ... That's an insult! D:< I'mma lady!


7. ..a-ah. I see. You're... that's.. That's not easy to tell. Another thing that isn't easy to tell, are you a virgin or something?
Jinx: You're getting awfully personal, pal. |:< _{No. shut up.}
Crouton: O////O I-i w-would n-never...!
Ridicule: -double anger marks- ....!
Midas: ;D
Cerberus: ;D (those two are... two of a kind. -rolls eyes-)
Cip: ...Ha. Yeah, there are LOTS of cute boys running around inside my painting. -glare-

8. Seriously!? BWAHAHAHA. Well, anyways, last question before this thing really starts... What's your theme song?
Jinx: Uh. Gee. Either "Oogie Boogie's Theme" (Lee Presson's version) or KJ-52's "Mountain Dew"... (Cue Book cackling in the background)
Crouton: Umm..! Umm! Bake a pretty cake?! D: ...wait, no! I know what it is! It's THIS! 8D That song is just so CUTE! (Strudel facepalms in the background)
Ridicule: ... |< _{BUILDING A MYSTERY BUILDING A MYSTERY BUILDING A-brick'd}
Midas: Bounce, by The Cab. or Don't Trust Me by 3oh!3. >3
Cerberus: ...uhhh.. Geez, Midasss, you took all the good ones.. HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF, by DURAN DURAN >D
Cip: ...D| That's What You Get by Paramore.

9. How would you respond if your significant other came over to you with a smile on their face?
Jinx: What? What're you up to? Who's dead? Can I help hide the body?
Crouton: ^///^ Oh, hi! Do you want some celery sticks and peanut butter~~~?
Ridicule: -keeps reading- Hmm...? -glances up at them for a second, then goes back to reading-
Midas: Heeeey. ;D What's shakin'?
Cerberus: Baby! Where ya been? :3
Cip: Hey. -taps painting frame- I'd invite you in, but...


10. What would you do if you saw someone drop a $100 dollar bill(feel free to convert to your own form of currency) on the sidewalk?

Jinx would take it and use it to help fund her world domination project. No, wait, she'd probably blow it on icecream or something.
Crouton would chase after them for like ten blocks waving the money around screaming "WAAAAAAIT, YOU DROPPED THIS!" (and Strudel would facepalm and scream)
Ridicule would either walk straight past it or pick it up and use it to buy some more books.
Midas would pick it up, and the person who dropped it was a chick, he'd hand it right back to them in exchange for their phone number.
And Cerberus would do the same thing.
And Cip would be in a painting. D|


11. What's your favorite hobby?
Jinx: Plotting ways to make you miserable! Oh, and... losing card games...
Crouton: COOKING AND BAKING!!!
Ridicule: STUDYING. Which. you. are. INTERUPPTING. D:<
Midas: Dancing~
Cerberus: Hangin' with my little bro, OF COURSE. >3 (Cerberus gives Spectrum a MANHUG OF BROTHERLY LOVE, and is promptly punched in the face) Owww...! D: My baby brother!
Cip: ... I would paint, if only I could be released from this torture. -sigh-

12. Who's your best friend, best of all best friends?
Jinx: Kyoraka, NATURALLY. >3 HIIII, KYO -waves frantically-
Crouton: Strudel's the best friend anyone could ever have! ( Strudel facepalms in the background ) Wow, he's doing that alot today! D: Does your head hurt, Strudel? D:>
Ridicule: . . . . .
Midas: Haha, Mavis. He's kind of a dork, though.
Cerberus: MY BABY BROTHE-punch'd-
Cip: Mari. And Kilo. They're the only ones I can really get along with. 8D They're great friends~~ Even IDUNN isn't that bad! _{Compared to Jinx. Oh, and Yume, of course!}

13. Worst enemy?
Jinx: ....IDUNN. D:<
Crouton: I-i don't have any enemies... O_O Atleast, I hope not...
Ridicule: ...Too many to list... you're slowly climbing the list, though.
Midas: ...Hm. Let me think...
Cerberus: EVERYONE loves me! D:> How could I possibly have enemies..?
Cip: ... >_> _{She'll kill me...}

14. What would you do if the person you loved most hated you?
Jinx: Move on. People are overrated. You need no one to stick around permanently. They need only to fufill their purpose, and then they are free to leave. -eye slightly twitches- (SHE'S A LIAAAAAR~)
Crouton: ...Oh.. wow.. I.. I don't know what I'd do.. I'd try my hardest to find out why they hated me, and fix it...!
Ridicule: ... ... ... -keeps reading, and turns another page-
Midas: Move on. There is no such thing as true love.
Cerberus: ...ehh...
Cip: Murder them once I get out of this painting. |: It's happened before.

15. Alright, now this question's for the creator of the OCs! If you had to pick a character to be your character's significant other, from one of your FRIEND'S OCs, which one would you pick? Give us a tiny description of your friend's character so we know why.
Um, um. Let me think. Wow. the only friend I really have is Book, well, the only friend that I know anything about their OCs. >_> Besides, all of Seta's characters are.. like, married. married. That doesn't really work.
Jinx.. uh.. ..... KAIN. YES. CROCODILExDEMON FTW OTP
...Crouton.. gee... ... MOLLY OR MAIA. YES. HAHAHAHAHA.
Ridicule.. um. Yume, maybe. Atleast she'd be interesting to him.
Midas... I would not curse any of Book's lovely ladies with such a dreadful man. Same goes for Cerberus. D:<
Cip.. mm.. ... ... IDKMYBFFTOMMY

16. If you had to pick another character of your own to be the significant other of the characters you're using in this meme, who would it be? (Describe them, too!)
Jinx.... RIDICULE FTW HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Crouton.. .... Mari, maybe. I don't have many females.
Midas... ... No.
Cerberus... ... Kilo.
Cip: .. hm. Ziz.


17. Bwahaha. Enough of that sappy stuff for awhile. Would your OC ever kill anybody with a good reason?
Jinx: Yes.
Crouton: N-no!
Ridicule: Yes.
Midas: ...Maybe.
Cerberus: ...eh.
Cip: ....eh, probably.


18. Would they ever kill someone in cold blood?
Jinx: YES.
Crouton: NO!
Ridicule: Maybe.
Midas & Cerberus: ...NO!
Cip: Maybe.


19. If they had the choice of saving themself or someone else(a friend or something), who would they save?
Jinx: Herself.
Crouton: Too tough of a desicion. would wait too long and both of them would probably die.
Ridicule: Himself.
Midas&Cerberus: Himself.
Cip: Herself.

SELFISH JERKS! D:<

20. Is your OC likeable? Do they have friends? Or are they a jerk?
Jinx is an unlikeable, bitter loner who's passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official.
Crouton is actually a really sweet guy.
Ridicule.. is also unlikeable. It also says he was adopted, so that's funny, too.
Midas & Cerberus are those cheesy, sleaze kind of likeable and smooth.
Cip.. is.. okay.

21. If your OC was to protest something, what would they protest?
Jinx would protest the fact that people dare oppose her.
Crouton would ... not protest anything.
Ridicule would be too busy reading.
Midas would protest the fact that girls need to wear shorter skirts,
and Cerberus would protest the fact that his brother needs to spend more time with him!
And Cip would protest the fact that she deserves to be released from the painting. As usual.

22. Alot of characters are at risk of being 'mary-sues' now-a-days. Why don't you show us why you're not a Mary-Sue, eh, OC?
Jinx is an idiot, pretty much a jerk, unlikeable, and is incredibly unucky in relationships. She also fails just about everything she tries, and can't win a fight to save her life. Noted to probably be dyslexic, too.
Crouton's... a loveable idiot. He can cook really well, but that's basically all he can do. He can't do any sports, he isn't good at any other hobbies.. All he really has is cooking. He's also too easy to take advantage of.
Ridicule's... too obsessed with his studies, and tends to completely shun the outside world. He's also quite spiteful and violent. He also can't walk a straight line to save his life.
Midas is a jerk, with a love'em'and'leave'em complex. Same for Cerberus. They both completely fail at keeping a stable relationship and feel the need to charm love off the dancefloor/clubs.
And Cip is basically useless inside her painting. Her walking form, though... She's awkward and not stable in the enviorment. Bad at social contact, kind of a nut job, and a complete klutz. Not in a cute way, either.

23. Are you more of a dominant or a submissive?
Jinx will protest the fact that she's a total uke, but she is. Totally.
Crouton... probably a submissive. yeah.
Ridicule is dominant. FTW
Midas&Cerberus are DOMMERS FAHTAHWAH
And so is Cip, probably.

24. Could you ever see yourself playing the reverse roll?
Jinx: What do you mean, see myself playing the reverse roll? I AM SEME, I SAY! D:<
Crouton: U-uh...! Well.. um... o////o
Ridicule: ....Never.
Midas: Haha! Yeah, right!
Cerberus: Whatever you're into. ;D
Cip: ...Eh, maybe, I guess.

25. Are you addicted to anything? (bacon, candy, ... booze? one of your friends?)
Jinx: Mint. Anything mint.
Crouton: Tasting any kinds of food~ I also have kind of a sweet-tooth.
Ridicule: ...Studying, I suppose.
Midas: ;D
Cerberus: ;D
Cip: I love riceballs... rice in generally, really. :3

26. What's so tragic about your history?
Jinx: I failed to conquer the world and was thrown in a Grimm Ice Keep for 3 years(intended to be 300), where my heart slowly ceased to beat and I 'died'. I got out, though. Old ticker still isn't workin' right...
Crouton: ...My mom and dad.. were never really.. happy with me. :C I tried my best to be good at stuff, but the only thing I can do is cook.
Ridicule: ...hn.. That... man... (refering to Lord Chronic) ... How can they worship him like that?
Midas: ... Exiled.
Cerberus: ... Little bro left the pack..
Cip: PAINTING -spazzfit-

27. You're hiding something. What's your secret?
Jinx: You can't make me talk. D:<
Crouton: A-ah! I don't have any secrets, I swear! O////O
Ridicule: ...
Midas: ;D
Cerberus: Everyone has their secrets...
Cip: ... I'm sorry for what I did.

28. So. Ever done any jailtime?
Jinx: ...Yes. >_>
Crouton: N-no! Never.
Ridicule: ...No.
Midas: A few nights for something that starts with E. ;D
Cerberus: A couple of DUIs... >_>
Cip: NO! D:<

29. What would you say as a taunt in battle?
Jinx: Heh! You're just as weak as ANY human! ;3
Crouton: I-i don't fight! -remains silent-
Ridicule: This will be over alot faster than I thought. -smirk-
Midas: Haha! Life's just a dancefloor, and you've missed the beat!
Cerberus: Heh! What a loser!
Cip: Heh. You know, I HOPE you're not going easy on me~~<3

30. How about if you were about to die in a fight?
Jinx: He..heh.. I guess.. things didn't work out as planned...
Crouton: !!! O_____O
Ridicule: ...ehh.. I've.. failed, your majesty...
Midas: ... It's over?
Cerberus: That... was.. fun... -keels over-
Cip: ...I guess this means I'm free now...

31. If you were about to win in a fight?
Jinx: HAH! Just as I suspected! ;D OF COURSE a demon wins!
Crouton: O_______________O FIGHTING IS WRONG!
Ridicule: Hmph. As expected. -pushes up glasses-
Midas: Of course!
Cerberus: Heh! That went way too fast!
Cip: Hyaaa~~ I hope you aren't usually THAT weak.

32. What if the fight was just starting?
Jinx: I'm going to win, you know. And then I'm going to kill you. :3
Crouton: FIGHTING IS WROOOOOOOOOOONG -bawls in background-
Ridicule: You've... disturbed my studies.. for the last time.
Midas: Mmmph. I hope you know who you're messing with~~
Cerberus: Let's get it ON!
Cip: Hmmmhmmm~~ This could be interesting.

33. Awesome! How out-of-order was THAT? Well, almost time to go. What's your biggest flaw?
Jinx: ...Failure. D|
Crouton: ...Failure. D:>
Ridicule: ...Temper, I suppose... and I have a tendancy to ignore people..
Midas: YO, BABY! WHAT'RE YOU DOING TONIGHT?
Cerberus: ACCEPT ME, LITTLE BROTHER~~! >3<
Cip: I tend to whine about my painting too much. It's... kind of cozy, I suppose!~ 8D

34. And what's your biggest strength?
Jinx: I refuse to give up! If I have to, I'll force other people to do my work! 8D -sparkle-
Crouton: COOKING~~~ And my optimistic attitude~~!
Ridicule: ... I'm quite... intelligent...
Midas: I'm GORGEOUS.
Cerberus: I'm persistant!
Cip: I will always accept myself, no matter what. I think. D:

35. What would you do if I hit you with a brick, right now?
Jinx: Take it in my hand and beat you to death with it.
Crouton: DDDDD:!!! I'M SO SORRY! WHATEVER I DID!
Ridicule: I would throw it at your skull for a single kill-shot.
Midas: D:! DUCK
Cerberus: What have I done to deserve this? TTATT
Cip: HEY! Watch it! D:<

36. Well, it's time to go. Say goodbye! No hard feelings about the brick thing, right? Say goodbye as you normally would!
Jinx: -wave- See you! You'll die next time, for sure, if you don't submit to me!
Crouton: Buh-bye! It was GREAT meeting you!
Ridicule: ...hn. -goes back to ignoring you-
Midas: Aw, parting is such sweet sorrow, babe~ -blows you a kiss-
Cerberus: Next time, okay~?
Cip: Later, g'bye! Goodluck with your life, okay!?

37. Howza bout each one of you tag someone, and then I'll let you leave?
Jinx: BOOK OF COURSE
Crouton: Aw, I wanted to tag Book.. Oh, well! Um.. Miss Seta, then!
Ridicule: ....
Midas: Francis.
Cerberus: Umm... hmm.. Oh- I GOT I-
Cip: AND YOU!
Cerberus: Awh, geez. I wanted to say that.

I tag:
and , and YOU~~~!